Very pressing question!

Okay, so, I was bored, so I was doing accents, I can only do a few (a modern-southern drawl, a vague eastern european sort of thing similar to Polish mixed with Russian, a half assed chicano sort of thing, because Florida, and an okayish Australian accent)

Either way, I was doing the Australian one, like, wow, I can kinda do this, and it sounds convincingish, just occasionally I either say things with my American accent, or fuck up because I try to pronounce something too hard(?) And I started saying the lyrics to songs to try to get better at it

And then I started just saying my thoughts outloud in my fake accents, and I noticed something,

How the fuck do Australians say Bulgaria

Please tell me how Australians say Bulgaria

I will reward you with the most australian thing I can think of, a kangaroo with a mohawk

*sorry about the steriotypical joke at the end, had to, also, kangaroos were on your pennies for a while, so it’s not my fault.